i’ve already had a lot of sex today and it’s really great i feel good

You know what really fucking annoys me? When you are fucking asking someone something, a random stranger to be specific, and they fucking look at you in complete disbelief. Almost as if they’re thinking “holy shit! help mom a person I don’t know is speaking to me.” Please, don’t just fucking stare at me. Put on your big girl pants and use your words.